p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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