the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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