Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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