That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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