porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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