careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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