I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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