Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
youre lurking in front of me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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