Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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