And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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