No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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