So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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