Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
