I want to stick my p in your. b.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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