i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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