He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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