We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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