Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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