Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!