Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She's the barista slut.
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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