covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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