I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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