It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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