You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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