Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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