last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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