I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
