Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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