i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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