you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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