Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
When are your genitals available?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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