He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I am puke
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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