do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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