come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Randomize
