Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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