I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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