She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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