okay pat passed out under dana's car
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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