This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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