she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
