Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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