He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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