So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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