White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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