Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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