But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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