just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
When are your genitals available?
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