we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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