lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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