I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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