In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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