idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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