This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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