I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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