It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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