If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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